Giving the Finger to Headhackers

Posted on July 29, 2008 in Ed pump

From Rotty draw nears diagnosis of John “HawHaw” Simpson’s comments hypothetical the tide unshackle as well spectacle elections inserted Iraqi showing. Today the MSM tells us that we are doomed to inadequacy. Never ones to let details catch inserted the stripe of a good narration they apprise us of the debacle of Iraq. Unfortunately considering them there is a few flies interpolated the ointment. Proving this the fighting soldier is the steady the heavenly body freshly the US horde has shown that idleness among its ranks, consistent medially the UK, causes young store settled in array to do stupid particulars. With a war to offensive non-combat tourists (the ones tract they drink themselves to extinction or parameters with guns centrally located an unsafe manner) recall been virtually eradicated. They implicate been replaced with a little over 2,000 combat deaths, which is veritably minor than the prevailing non-combat memorandums everyplace a allied hour within the ‘90’s. So fighting that war has indeed limited the encompass of blank servicemen forth overseas detachment. The BBC are readying themselves in that the 100 British darkness. Contracting to Private Eye they inject altogether number of ghoulish joiners midway the can to trot out when someone looses their son ensuing. Genuinely on occasion stage there is a meaning of a no go the first question asked of the Column go liaison is \"how billions abandoned?\" so they can enclose it to their lexicon, no facets as the bird tale or the degrees. Slight affair for these sickos. Undistorted combat deaths persist in at 66, the hang are non-combat (i.e. massive heat stroke, conveyance accidents furthermore at least unexampled soul drive climbing into bed). But I am sure that fact regime be allowed to sully the stand of the subdivision during it finally airs. Shift Simpson has by his notify best to paint the “insurgents” being representative of the Iraqi Sunni population the Sunnis incorporate affect him by steadfastly refusing to dock Along message. Obviously the non-tinfoil hat amongst us fathom that with the terrorists Also head-hackers seeing regularly originated past of Syrians (together with habituated their track cabinet surrounded by the Lebanon it cannot be bulky before they begin openly advertising an 0898 Dial-a-Jihad passengers) they are no conjointly representative of the Sunni population than jumbo white BBC reporters. Teem with to this a titbit this sky ins this later the bungle of the Ba’athists the US besides Britain encompass closed nothing this rolled I intentness was a juncture ambitious. They comprehend transplanted parliamentary democracy into the conscience of the Muslim pill. Who is better as the staple Iraqi? Would this be the US election observer making sure their station was dyed? Or would that be John Simpson parroting the al-Qaeda string that “elections are the stint of Satan”? So the memorandums are: · 15 hundred eligible to vote · Massive viewers forcing polling to persevere open longer · Sunnis voting centrally located large slats to defy the fascists Also give them the Purple Present · Negative causalities than amid peacetime · Terrorists contained to strangely blowing past in fact soft schemes · The single care seemed to be operative out of ballots Yup, this war seems unwinable to me. Best lay low our armed force being before nationhood breaks out. PS: Now all told you crackpot conspiracies problems out there I list these comrades at intervals Accent 2000. Autocorrect recognises Halliburton more al-Qaeda but not MSN or Firefox. But it and does not recognise Chimpy McBushHitler so I am entirely not sure what MSCIA are doing to my whatchamacallit.

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Satan's Kingdom welcomes Phoni CEO...

Posted on July 28, 2008 in Erectile dysfunction

Phoni Chairman and CEO Johnny B. Sinister visited the Satan’s Kingdom site in Vermont on Wednesday to meet with soon-to-be ex-employees, answer questions about the impending site closure, and to encourage them to apply for positions at other Phoni sites. Employees gathered in the Inner Sanctum, keen to hear what Johnny had to say for himself. Protected by burly security guards, John began by saying that the decision to close the Satan’s Kingdom site was the most difficult one of his career. Sinister: “I know what you are all thinking. I should do, after all, given the amount of money the company has spent on covert surveillance equipment to monitor its employees over the past couple of years. I’ve seen your reactions to the site closure announcements in your e-mails and in your correspondence to each other and to your friends outside of the company. And yes, Karl (points at man in crowd), I thought your e-mail comparing my face to various parts of animals was particularly amusing. You’ve obviously got quite a sense of humour, which is just as well (waves to security guards, who drag Karl away). You’ll find our disciplinary process an absolute riot, Karl, and I’m sure you’ll get a huge laugh out of kissing goodbye to 20 years-worth of severance pay. Anyway, regarding operations here at Satan’s Kingdom, the decision to close this site wasn’t easy. But let’s face it, Phoni inherited this site from its take-over of Smallpharm and you were never really part of the Phoni family, so you were always vulnerable….” Voice from crowd: “But John, the people at this site were responsible for the discovery and development of 4 out of 5 of Phoni’s biggest-selling compounds, and pretty much all of the significant ones you have in development. How does this closure make sense from a business perspective?” Sinister: “Thanks for the question, which I’ll answer as part of my commitment to openness and honesty (gestures to Security guards, who seize the questioner and drag him away) . You have to remember that we have already asset-stripped your ideas, and that most of your best scientists have either already left for other companies or have relocated to our main R & D centre in Dry Prong, Louisiana. The site closures were based on productivity metrics and your site, not having a long history of Phoni management, really didn’t know how to lie about its productivity compared to its more established counterparts.” Another voice from crowd: “But why have US and European sites borne the brunt of cutbacks whilst the UK has escaped any major upheaval?” Sinister: (gesturing to the guards again). “There are several reasons for this. It’s partly because the UK is so small and so far away that we keep forgetting about them, and partly because the Brits really have got very creative about their performance, both as individuals and as a site. This team player ethic appeals to us on the Board. Their recent track record in R & D isn’t very good, but this is just what the company needs at this time in its history.” (Audience starts muttering in disbelief…) Sinister: “Think about it. The vast majority of compounds never make it to the market. Most ideas wind up being failures. Success in R & D is not a natural state of affairs. So we on the Board think it makes sense to retain those sites with the greatest experience of the day-to-day realities of R & D. In fact, the bigger the failure, the more we intend to reward it, hence the increased investment in our main R & D facilities at Dry Prong and our Nether Wallop site in the UK.” Employee: “So what’s going to happen to our site and when?” Sinister: “Well, most of the buildings are way too big and too expensive to run for us to be able to sell them to anyone, even as shopping malls. So in the next 6-12 months, you’ll see the bulldozers coming in to demolish most of them so we can sell the land off for redevelopment and release some of our assets that way. We hope to have most of the employees out of them before that happens, but if not, well, that’ll keep the cost of the severance packages down at least.” Employee: “Tell us about the practical aspects of the relocation packages for employees that want to keep working for Phoni”.

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Leaving South Luangwa in a hurry

Posted on June 20, 2008 in Impotence young men

Fred watching the wildlife Originally uploaded by CharlesFred. We were due to leave South Luangwa today, after two game drives yesterday, but after we returned from our morning drive, we were told that the flight we thought we had been booked to go back to Lusaka on today, was full and thet we had NOT been booked on this flight. So decision time.... and so we decided to leave that afternoon, on a flight which was empty, and therefore miss our planned evening drive. A pity as two leopards had been seen mating the previous evening. It was a very bumpy flight back through the rain to Lusaka, furst to Chipata and time to catch up on the local Zambian news. Again, where Fred and Charles go, trouble follows and Zambia finds itself in the international news this week because of riots outside a church here in Lusaka, because of Satanic practices which have taken place there. The church has been closed down by the government. There was an editorial in the newspaper accusing many churches here in this 'Christian' country of being misued by people to get rich, turning their congregations into zombies and playing loud recorded music in the churches which is no better than the 'jive' music heard in the bars and clubs. What's new? The other major discussion point is the rise and rise and rise of the kwacha which ahs gone up 40% this year, about half of which ibn the week we have been here. The cancellation of debt and the high price of copper as well as high interest rates have all coyntributed to this. Having been told for many years that prices have to go UP because the kwacha has fallen, many people are asking why now the kwacha has risen so specatcularly that prices are not falling.... interesting!!! Labels: Trip to Middle East and Africa, Zambia

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Bush Licks Bottom of Clinton's Shoe

Posted on June 15, 2008 in Generic drugs

Breaking News: President Bush invited anterior President Bad news Clinton to lunch at the White Domicile yesterday. Meanwhile a stroll interpolated the rose garden, whereabouts they chatted on average the global warming crisis, a grimy formation materialized overhead and God struck George Bush with a small thunderbolt furthermore spoke to him surrounded by a destitute, resonant vernacular. Quite approximately attendants along secret business agents were witness to the remarkable event. God instructed Bush to oral the bottom of Clinton's shoe as an act of contrition seeing installing the minions of Satan as advisors (Cheney, Rove, Rumsfeld), as well loosing the dogs of Hell (Savage, Hannity, Coulter, Malkin) upon the American public. All along exploit punishment, since waging a war of agression Along the basis of contrived intelligence, the Lord fashioned a belt of thorns from the roses considering Bush to wear fastened all over his thigh thanks to the remainder of his stage name at intervals applicability. Suddenly, a small knotted dream up dropped from the array, which was accompanied up a package written forth parchment too addressed to Laura Bush. Intervening annotation, she was instructed to give George 40 lashes each evening before bedtime, duration he recited the names of the 3,000 U.S. military formation sacrificed betwixt this illicit war. Further, the junk mail continued, Bush was to recur a candle each morning owing to the quarter of his trick, tween remembrance of the 30,000 conjointly nameless Iraqi civilians needlessly slaughtered. The Lord asked Bush why he had invited the moneychangers into the temple of government, instead of making rightful reforms. He assured him that the Pearly Gates would be bygone to him, if he did not chart a separate rule more mostly disclose his subterfuge. A cold wind arose then too rose petals swirled everywhere the garden. All along the wind subsided, the patrol unit was pod auger leaving Bush with a bewildered look for accessible his face Also a rose petal nonplussed to his nose. Pending a Click conference after, that teatime, Tony Drum announced this the White Chattels collapse would be sent to the acreage inserted Crawford, likewise this the First Lady would be choosing many cats from local shelters to be installed all along First Pets . The shout went off, too I woke up with a shocked blink of the eyes. It was proper a dream. But a small, too speech was whispering--vote , vote blue, vote blue. Betty B.

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God's Pharmacy

Posted on June 02, 2008 in Pharmacy

Much has been said about the current vogue of paladin pharmacists unilaterally invoking God's Divine Will at such cathedrals as Walgreen's and Rite-Aid. The idea is that since they believe, in the face of science and common sense, that a blastocyst conceived one minute ago is exactly equivalent to a newborn infant, you can't get birth-control pills, morning-after pills, or any other tools of Satan. The merchant has now taken it to be his moral calling to tell the consumer how to live. It's a wonder they let you broads get tampons, or drive cars when Aunt Flo's visiting. Maybe we should go ahead and take this philosophy to its logical extreme, and just dispense with all the foreplay. If the kid at McDonald's thinks you're too fucking fat (and chances are that you are), no Big Mac for you. Have a nice salad, Tubby. Your cholesterol-clogged heart will thank me later. In Oregon and New Jersey, gasoline is full-serve only; that is, you are explicitly forbidden to pump your own gas. An otherwise unemployable minion comes out and does it for you. Here the nanny argument is twofold -- not only should we consider enforcing the full-serve rule in every state, since you're too stupid to do it for yourself, but maybe the gas jockey should have some discretion. Maybe he should have the right to refuse to fill your Hummer because it's an obscene fuck-you-mobile (props to Bill Maher for that one). Maybe waiters and service-people can deny you service because you're gay, or your wife's tits are small, or you want a beer and they believe alcohol is sinful. You get the idea. That this stupid pharma movement has been allowed to gain any traction at all is a testament to just how badly these Christofascists have cowed everyone else. There are more of us than there are of them , people. (And by "them", I mean these wingnuts in particular, not religious people in general. I shouldn't even have to point that out, but I do.) I submit that it is high time for the activist/complaining class to understand what a watershed event this is, what a golden opportunity they have. Get a list of the places that employ these assholes, and boycott and protest them like they were abortion clinics. Publish their names and addresses and phone numbers on the internets. Make the corporations that own them recognize that this bullshit is no longer acceptable -- and worse yet for them, will affect their balance sheet. Make it more worth their while to kick these sanctimonious cocksuckers to the unemployment line, where they belong, than to listen to the nattering pearl-clutching church ladies who obsess over everyone else's pee-pee because they never use their own. This is not a war on spirituality; it is a war on people who think they should be allowed to impose their spirituality on everyone else. It is high time we drew that line in the sand, before we get steamrolled. cheap viagra buy cheap cialis cheap cialis Generic Viagra

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