HAHAHAHA
Posted on July 29, 2008 in Impotence young men
Speaking of Christians, what this pastor says is too funny for words. He MEANT to say "pitch his tents." Take a guess about what he said before you watch the video. :) I wonder what/who he was looking at befoer the Freudian slip. Hat tip to Dean's World.
Dreams
Posted on June 29, 2008 in Erectile dysfunction drugs
This morning I dreamt I had pocket aces. I was sitting in a NL Hold'em game, first orbit at the table, with $1000 in front of me. Blinds were $5-$10. In early position, I raised to $30, and was called twice, before the SB min-raised to $60. I popped it again, making it $250 to go, and all three opponents called. At this point, I realized that I was not playing hold'em - I was playing Omaha - I had 4 cards, not two: A-A-T-T. I used to have the dream that I got involved in a big pot, and on the river my cards would change for the worse. I'm told this is a common degenerate poker player's dream, and this morning's dream was an interesting Freudian variation. So, I'm significantly less excited about my A-A-T-T Omaha high hand, compared to my AA hold'em hand, but I am temporarily pacified by the flop of T-9-3 with two hearts. I do not have a heart draw. The SB checks, and I shuffle my chips, which the dealer interprets as a check. One player checks behind me before I object: "I haven't acted yet. I'm all-in. I'm all-in." I said it twice - I remember this clearly. and then the alarm went off.... I need to play some poker... -KD