Icons and Muhammad
Posted on July 08, 2008 in Impotence young men
Reflections are a literally important aspect of Eastern Christianity. The Point Council of Nicaea (before the West to boot East were divided) defended the act of venerating pictures, though placed elbowroom pushover this veneration. Furthermore it forbade the adoration of appearances, due to adoration can unrepeated be inclined to God. Here is a hadiith about how Muhammad viewed statues again the Christians of Ethiopia (Established): Bukhari: Tome 1, Writing 8, Parcel 426: Narrated 'Aisha: Um Salama told Allah's Apostle extensively a church which she had seen in Ethiopia as well which was shouted Mariya. She told him almost always the prints which she had seen within it. Allah's Apostle said, \"If detail actual pious guy dies amongst them, they would assemble a pad of worship at his destruction including father these simulacrums among it; they are the worst creatures tween the grandstand play of Allah.\"
The Pinocchio Syndrome
Posted on May 14, 2008 in Impotence young men
The Adventures of Pinocchio Some of you may have wondered why I require our Phallic Patrons to provide me with at least one photograph which includes both a handwritten note to Mrs. Candy and their erect Phallus. This photograph is to ensure that the other Phallus photographs that have been submitted by the Phallic Patron do, in fact, belong to the Phallic Patron in question. It is very often the case (several times per week, in fact) that men send me photographs of a Phallus which they say belongs to them. When I ask for the "proof" photograph with the handwritten note, however, our communication ends abruptly. These men are affected by what I like to call the Pinocchio Syndrome - men who pass-off photographs of other men's Phalli as their own. They do this on web boards, chat rooms, forums, and on websites where men submit their Phallus for a rating from others. Is it not rather sad, my dears, that a man would be so ashamed of his own Phallus that he would stoop to such a level? Can you imagine a woman taking an anonymous vagina photograph from the internet and passing it off as her very own vagina? I cannot, although it may indeed happen. I am usually quite strict with my requirements for the handwritten note. Sometimes, however, my adoration of the Phallus causes me to let down my guard. Take yesterday as an example. I received many emails from a young man named Tyler, emails which included photographs of his Phallus. And a beautiful Phallus it was. Unfortunately, however, th photographs were poor quality so I offered to try to find a Phallic Photographer in London for him. He seemed very excited about the prospect, and encouraged me to see what I could do. You will see the photographs in question below in the previous post entitled "Help Wanted - Project Tyler". In any event, it turns out that Tyler stole these photographs from this website, which one of my eagle-eyed readers was kind enough to inform me has not been updated for several years. Here are some of the Pinocchio fibs that Tyler felt he needed to tell Mrs. Candy about "his" Phallus: "Admitedly you can be sceptical that it is big, but in no way have i altered that pic. Attached is a pic of me measuring my penis, which will illustrate my size." "My veins are often very pronounced, and i like showing it that way. i think it is rather sexy." "I would love to be invited to stand in front of you and your friends and masturbate over and over so that you could all witness the size of my penis, and the amount of semen that i produce. I seem to be very extreme in this area and always produce a huge amount of semen that i can shoot for a staggering distance. I'm not sure what this is accountable to as my scrotum are proportional to the size of my penis and not considered extremely large in any sense." "Do you think you friends would be interested in viewing me? Additional pictures of me attached, for your appreciation. By all means, you can show these to your female friends if you would like to. If so, please ask them to drop me an email with their thoughts too." The poor thing. What would cause a man to weave such elaborate lies about his Phallus? In any event, Tyler, if that be his name, is afflicted quite severely with the Pinocchio Syndrome. After some research, I have discovered that he has been passing these photographs off as his own on other websites and in various chartrooms and forums. Do you think it only right and proper that I publish Tyler's email address in the hope that anyone knowing a cure for the Pinocchio Syndrome will contact him? From now on, no Phallic Submission will be accepted unless it includes a photograph showing the handwritten note. Here are some lovely examples of our past handwritten notes. Are they not simply delightful?
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Angel of Revelation - Jason from Virginia
Posted on May 10, 2008 in Impotence young men
I received the following message from another devoted worshipper of the Phallus, 25 year old Jason from Charlottesville, Virginia. "I simply adore the Divine Phallus and when I am in the presence of one I simply melt. I fall to my knees in adoration and devotion. To feel a man's most intimate part filling my body is simply heaven. Please give me further instructions that I may continue to worship this most beautiful diety. I am a white male. I love cock of all shape, size, and color. That said, I have never been with an uncircumcised man, but would love to have the experience. Because of work and school I cannot travel much further than Charlottesville and it's surrounding areas. Thank you again for the opportunity. Soon, I plan to send in a Phallic Tribute that I truly hope you will enjoy!" If you live in the Charlotesville area and would like to contact Jason to arrange a session of Phallus worship, you may do so by sending him an email. generic cialis viagra Cheap Viagra buy cilais