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I've finally done it. I've booked a one-way flight to *sunny* Melbourne for the 28th of Feb. Oh, the excitement. It's like first year uni all over again. Now to make some new friends and, of course, enemies...

Question: Does this mean I have to dye all my white shirts pink to blend in as a Melbournian? Or do I just go for a shop down Chapel Street?